Dear Friends:

I may have thoughts that get away from me, before I consider my audience. Usually not so over the top that I offend people-- but rather funny or awkward...or just plain something that makes me look stupid.

If you are with me, and you see the train wreck coming, please rescue me before I make an idiot of myself. I will repay you for your kindness...

Dear Duct Tape: Please live in my purse as a heavy reminder that I should keep my mouth shut--or pay the consequence.

on Sunday I should have kept the "keep your mouth shut" mentality while sitting in church. I opened my mouth on a touchy subject without thinking it through thoroughly. Lets just say I didn't make any new friends that day. This is why I am a much better writer than conversationalist. I can always hit backspace when writing!!!!!!